Thursday 9 February 2012

Justin Bieber- review

Justin Bieber, teen heartthrob, amazing singer and dating 19 year old Selena Gomez, although he is not a teen heartthrob and he is not an amazing singer. His songs are all about love yet he's 17 years old, he has NEVER been in love, yeah, he has a girlfriend and everything but you can't of felt love at that age. No offence to anyone who claims to have been in love with anyone 17 years and younger.
Justin Bieber has managed to scrape 2 albums and one is due to come out this year called 'believe' now his fandom call themselves 'beliebers' because they believe in Justin, I'm sorry, but how can you believe in anyone who uses the word 'shawty' and sings like a nine year old girl. Rumors have it he's even taking pills to make sure that when he does hit puberty his voice stays the same pitch.
No offence to Selena Gomez here because I think she can do way better than Justin Bieber and go for someone more her age, she's pretty and talented- feel free to disagree, but at least she's better than her boyfriend. The film 'Never say Never' which belieber fans 'swoon' over is just about his life and how he became a famous singer, who'd want to watch that besides 8 year old fangirls who've never heard of the word 'classic'
Justin Bieber is a disgrace to music. Whatever happened to David Bowie, Gary Numan, Or Alice Cooper? The greats. The majority of Bieber fans won't know who they are because they listen to Bieber which is actually a disappointment to music, where did you go music? Why did you let Bieber destroy you? Is what I ask everyday!
Twitter followers have again enlightened me with their opinion of the talentless pop singer; @Nell_Avenal said 'I hate this little bitch! Or Virgin...' @Rubberband_girl exclaims 'I'd rather bury myself in quicksand than listen to Justin Bieber' and my personal favourite comes from @stoopidarseJess and she says 'She's an untalented, ugly little shit that should be taken out and shot for the inhumanities she has put my ears through.' So there you have it.
There maybe 15million beliebers in the world, but there are still 6 billion nine hundered and eighty five million of us who aren't beliebers and still know the true value of music.

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