Noel Fielding Confessions (for a friend)

So this post is for a friend, she wants me to ask you guys to go and confess everything Noel Fielding! Her tumblr is Noel-fielding-confessions.tumblr.com ((: she has set some guidelines though (basically any bad ones about Noel/Lliana/Dee won't be accepted) so yeah. Go confess and such (: x

The Hunger Games- Review

The Hunger games, first started off as a book series by Suzanne Collins and now a blockbuster film which I went to the cinemas to watch yesterday. The film was really good and really well set out although, it did drag on a little bit and took a while to actually get going. If you've read the book series you'll know that Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark are the two main characters and they are from 'District 12.'
The Hunger Games is set in the not too distant future in a place called Capitol and basically it's where a boy and a girl from each district are chosen to compete with the other districts, only one is crowned the winner. Prim Everdeen, Katniss' little sister originally got picked out but Katniss being the protective older sister she is, she takes Prim's place by saying she volunteers as tribute. Katniss makes fast friends with Rue from District 11 and they form an alliance when they're actually in the game when Rue warns Katniss about a nest of Cracker Jackers (very deadly wasps) Rue only trusts Katniss because of the Mockingjay pin she wears over her heart (for Prim)
Peeta admits that he's had a crush on Katniss for a while anda rule change is made stating that two tributes can win the game if they're from the same district so Katniss decides to play on this, acting as if she's falling in love with Peeta to help them get sponsors to help them win the games however once they're the last two the rules are changed back.
Katniss and Peeta decided that if they both don't win, then they'll both commit suicide by eating highly poisonous berries so that there is no winner- the gamemakers give in and crowned them both winners of the 74th Hunger Games.
The film did drag on a bit if I am honest but it was good to watch, it was a feast for the eyes and the costumes were beyond amazing! I will be honest, on a scale of Justin Bieber's 'Never say never' and the Harry Potter Series I'd put it just below Twilight. I have seen better films but I've seen worse as well, but it depends on your taste.
I'd recommend it to those who are into Fantasy type films and sci fi films because it's kind of  a cross between the two, in my opinion.

Update guys!

Hello guys!
So sorry that I haven't wrote anything in a few days, or that I haven't posted the interview, again, I've had to push that back and I cannot give a date or anything as to when I'm going to post it, sorry! I've been very busy with revising and everything lately, being in year 11 is a lot of work (just wait til college!) and I really want to pass my exams, so I can pursue in journalism so I can write for you lovely lot in magazines such as NME!
Please forgive me I haven't been so busy in such a long time and as soon as I get a free few hours, I'll write you guys an essay on something, or a rant about something and I will post the interview up as well. I'm seeing the Hunger Games tonight so I might review that for you lovely lot!
My apologize (I'm so sorry, please don't hurt me)
Jasmine the Jellyfox x

Tumblr confessions videoooo (:

Don't cut, create instead<3 Iloveyou!

School depresses me.

I need to vent, so ignore this post, or read it if you want, maybe you can relate to it or whatever, this is just a one off post because I really need to vent about this. I'm so pissed off right now it's unbelievable. Sorry to depress all you happy people, I'm usually a sunshine child, but bad things can happen to sunshine people too.
So, lately, I don't know what's been up with me, my happy endorphin's aren't what they used to be. I wake up every morning and burst into tears for no reason.
Schools really getting me depressed too. I just want to spend the majority of my time being quiet, crying or ignoring people, I'm not who I once was, I don't know where I am right now, I mean it's weird right? I mean, I burst into tears when Mrs Donald told me off, I NEVER do that, I usually just shrug it off and not give a shit. (If you want to hear the story of Mrs Donald, go to my tumblr iaskedforquavers.tumblr.com)
I don't understand, maybe it's just my hormones or something but I get so frustrated and upset easily lately, anyone annoys me. This is one of the reasons I cannot upload the Dave Brown interview right now because I cannot deal with this stress and deal with the stress of typing out this interview and making it perfect for you guys! This interview is special to me and if I fuck it up, it's going to make me feel worse.
There is also a lot of other reasons why I'm not uploading the interview. The big C word is one (No I do not have cancer, but my Uncles wife has been battling it for 10 years and well... Need I continue)
I can't deal with my friends as well, there's only one of them that makes me feel genuinely happy, and that's Bean, my other friends just seem to be annoying me lately. If anyone has any advice or anything, please feel free to tweet me, click the 'My twitter (:' tab at the top and it'll redirect you. Also another thing that is very out of character for me is that I'll ignore texts, last month if I got a text I'd read it straight away cause it'd bug me, but right now I'll just sit and watch my phone flash until I can be bothered to actually read the text or reply.
Don't judge me.
Sorry for venting this on my more professional blog. Feel free to call me an 'attention seeking whore' on my tumblr if you wish.
If you read this, thanks, sorry if I depressed you<33333
I do love you guys a lot and if you understand then great and if you don't, well there's nothing I can do, but I love you!

Sorry guys!

Hello my lovelys, so here is my long, heartfelt apology about not being able to post the Dave Brown interview yet! I am so sorry, it will be coming either this week or next, I'm really busy, this week is going to be a stressful one if peoplee are going to continue being awful and disrespectful and putting me under stress I'm afraid there will be another week of waiting, it's going to take me hours to type up the full thing, but I really want to make this special for you lovely readers.
School is putting a fair bit of stress on me, I have loads of unfinished assignments and loads of stuff I have to do, such as my business work, English, Maths, other various things and I am VERY tired, I'll be surprised if I make it through to the end of the week. I'm also going through family problems on my mothers side and if it takes a turn for the worst, I won't be writing as much for a few days.
I am so sorry, I love you all and I'm sorry I cannot keep my promise, it breaks my heart! Really does because the interview is fabulous and you're going to love it! I guess the waiting adds suspense as well. I hope you'll enjoy it when I do finally post it though!
Much love
Jasmine the Jellyfox x.

Copy cats.

Okay, so you ever had the most brilliant idea ever, tell it to someone and they use it before you even have the chance? I know I have and I'm just sat there like 'erm, where's my credit?! I gave you the idea!' I mean it's flattering that people like your ideas and such but seriously, there's a thing called originality, if you're going to steal someone else's idea, at least add in your own touch.
Now, what bugs me more about this is when the girls at school have Paul's Boutique jackets and claim that everyone's copying them because they're wearing PB, it's like no. You choose to follow that crowd, if you want to be original, stop wearing it. Some people WILL have the same clothes as you, it's the way you wear them which makes you original. My fashion sense is quite abstract, I have my idols, but if I'm going to 'copy' them, I add my own twist to it which makes it original.
Copy 'cats' really bug me because when people see your ideas by them, they get all the attention and don't even credit you. I mean, I don't like the 'limelight' or attention or whatever, but if something is my style or my idea and they steal it, it pisses me right off! And when people say you're copying them! It's like no, I was like this before you, shut up and get a grip!
If you've ever had this happen to you before, you'll understand because I think some of you readers will be just reading this like 'what?' So yeah, just needed a little bit of a rant. I sometimes feel a bit like Vince Noir with Lance Dior!

Dave Brown interview- UPDATE!

Hello guys! As promised I will be interviewing Dave Brown, however, I may not be able to upload it when I promised because this Sunday is the day of mothers (mother's day) so I will obviously be busy that day- you can still expect tweets from me though, of course! And on Monday I have made arrangements, which I had made before I promised you guys and I'm sorry but my friends and family come before my blogging life (no offence, I love you guys but I do need to uptain my none existant social life!)
The interview will come next week! I promise you this, but what day, I am not sure of yet, sorry to make you lovely people wait a little longer, if I can, I will put it up Monday evening, but there's a high chance I won't be able too.
I'm so sorry my dear readers, sorry to keep you in suspense! I know you're tired of waiting, but my life is VERY busy right now and I've got exams etc. Please respect my personal life and I hope that when you do read this interview, it's special!
Much love.
Jasmine the Jellyfox x

Okay, this annoys me.

You ever have them days where you'd just be sat in a class and your teacher happens to be like the head of the subject that they teach, but all of a sudden a crying teacher comes in and asks for help because their class is full of bastards who need to get some respect?! Not only does it disturb us from learning, but it just goes to show that some people need to get their heads out of the freaking clouds.
This happened today, in my English, now out of risk of sounding 'geekish' I need my English because, if none of you have noticed, I'd love a career in journalism, but that won't happen if my teacher is off telling some other class off for upsetting a teacher! The teacher who was crying is not a supply teacher but in fact a fully qualified teacher whose worked at my school for quite a while. She teaches me film and she's lovely, why anyone would upset her, I don't even know.
Now, no one has actually told me what had happened, all I know is that it revolves around one particular person and that they flipped a table. This person, well... Student, can be a lovely person when she wants to be, I've got nothing against her, but when she does get angry, oh God. That is all I'm going to say.
I need my English, and clearly so does she. I remember that last results day, there was tears everywhere because people had failed their exams, and I personally don't want to fail mine because otherwise I won't be accepted into college and on to the course I want. Sorry to rant about nothing really that important, it just really bugs me.
This very rarely happens at my school, but it annoys me when it does happen. I NEED MY GCSE'S! I don't really care if you don't care about yours, I care about mine. Please shut up, pipe down and get some respect for the lovelier teachers, at least.
Sorry for ranting, I'm done now.

Dave Brown- The Monkey Man interview- COMING SOON!

Good evening my dears, just an update here to let you know that interview is definitely going ahead! Dave is a lovely man and he plays Bollo from the mighty boosh, which makes him amazing! Anyway, you guys have given me your questions I have chosen the best 10 (with one exception, you'll see it when I post the interview).
All your questions were brilliant! It was so hard to choose, but I couldn't choose them all so I had a fellow boosh fan help me decide and we've chosen the best 10!
Only 5 questions are from me, the rest are from you, as well as a round of quick fire questions to finish off the interview! I'm looking forward to writing this interview up and posting it for you! It should be up either late Sunday evening or early Monday evening! The more you beg, the more you wait, that's all I'm going to say!
Enjoy this teaser!
Much love for now!
Jasmine the Jellyfox x

Dave Brown!

Hello Jellyfoxers, so I have been graced with a MARVELOUS opportunity! I, yes that's right, me! I get the wonderful chance to interview Dave Brown! Fellow boosh fans and Luxury Comedy fans will know who this amazing man is! And he will be gracing my blog VERY soon!
If you wish to ask him a question tumblr me- iaskedforquavers.tumblr.com/ask or tweet me @iamthejellyfox! I hope you look forward to seeing this interview! Will let you know once I've posted it! I'm really excited!
Much Love
Jasmine the Jellyfox! x

Dolly Wells- Lady of Luxury interview!

Hello fellow Jellyfoxers, as you know I, Jasmine, interview many people in the world of Boosh and I have been gifted an interview from the Luxury Lady herself Dolly Wells! She's starred in many of programs with Noel, such as the IT crowd, The Mighty Boosh and of course Luxury Comedy! You guys asked the questions and she's giving you the answers! Right here, right now! Read and enjoy!

1. What did you want to be when you were 16? @FleurNoire11 via twitter.
When I was 16 I'm pretty sure I wanted to be an actrass/comedian. It was what my dad did.
2. How did you get involved with Luxury Comedy? @StoopidarseJess via twitter.
I'd been good friends with Noel since we met on IT crowd. He'd said he was doing a show and wanted me to be in it but I didn't want to get too excited in case it didn't happen. And it did and he gave me the first draft of a script and I was so pleased and flattered and up for being a part of it. He is a wildly talented and special individjewel.
3. How did you get into your acting career? @EdgySatsumaKyna via twitter
I went to LAMDA and got an agent at the end of year performance
4. Was Luxury Comedy different from other projects you've been in? Sunflaash via tumblr.
Yes, LC was very different from other projects. First off we were all friends before we started so it felt collaborative. We were involved in our costumes- mine was based on a one armed dress I got in Paris- we got to rehearse and muck about and the whole process was really really fun and creative.
5. If you weren't acting, what other job would you want to do? @LeftyLefty95 via twitter.
I'd just be a writer, I think. Except I like being around people too much, so maybe a teacher too?
6. Is there any other projects that you'd love to be involved in besides those you are already involved in/ been in? My own question.
Since I got obsessed by Abigail's party when I was 16 I was desperate to work with Mike Lee. Sent endless letters, heard he replied to letters. He never did. His loss?! I would love to work with Julia Davis. Think she'd be brilliant. Oh there's loads and loads I'm still dying to do. Luckily. Be miserable if there wasn't.
7. What/who was your favourite person/thing to play in LC? @MarryLaNuit via twitter.
I loved playing 'Dolly' obviously. Once I'd got over using my own name! Loved being a chav, a leek, Raymond Boombox! Deer.. All of them. Really fun.
8. Who has been your favourite character to play (in Luxury Comedy or not)? Floppy-hump via tumblr.
I'm really enjoying the character I'm playing now in Some Girls. She's a freak. Can't tell you anymore.
9. What part of Luxury Comedy was most fun for you to film? @Rubberband_girl via twitter.
The drums! Loved playing the drums. And dancing. I remember when Tom, Mike and I done the floating around but at the end we couldn't stop laughing. Can't remember why. Noel was asleep on the floor, spread out like he'd fallen from a great height. That might of started it. It was all fun for me. I don't have to be racing around doing a million things like Noel and Nigel so I can just make silly jokes about David Jason to try and make Noel laugh while we sat at his desk.
10. What's it like working with Noel? Is he laid back during filming and what not? Courtney via Facebook
Noel is great fun to work with. Very generous and encouraging. It was quite full on for him as I said in 9. He'd have to think about music, scrips, costumes, painting everything etc so it was pretty hectic for him but we'd all sit around at lunch and piss about.
11. What/who was your favourite Luxury Comedy character? @Chloeecakes via twitter.
I don't have a favourite character I don't think. Loved Jellyfox, Dondylion, Tony Reason, Fantasy man. Joey Ramone being 'naked from the waist up' made me and my daughter laugh for weeks!

So there you guys have it! The Luxury lady herself has answered your questions! Sorry if I didn't include yours, I got sent in a lot of questions and could only pick so many! You can catch Dolly Wells in the Party episode of The Mighty Boosh, the dinner party episode of the IT crowd, Luxury Comedy and other amazing projects she has mentioned above!

Dolly Wells interview sneak preview;)

Hello my dear Jellyfoxers! As I am so lovely, and I am still awaiting for Dolly to reply to the remaining questions, I thought you guys may like a sneak preview. I've had fellow Luxury Comedy and Boosh fans begging me to put on a preview so I thought, why not? Here is her responses to question 1 and 2! Enjoy (:

1.What did you want to do when you were 16? @FleurNoire11 via twitter
When I was 16 I'm pretty sure I wanted to be an actress/comedian. It was what my dad did.


how did you get involved with luxury comedy? @StoopidArseJess via twitter
I'd been good friends with Noel since we met on IT crowd. He'd said he was doing a show and wanted me to be in it but I didn't want to get too excited in case it didn't happen. And then it did and he gave me the first draft of a script and I was so pleased and flattered and up for being a part of it. He's a wildly talented and special individjewel.

So there you guys have it, look forward to the rest of the interview, coming VERY soon, hopefully one time this week or next week. Stay tuned! It's going to be a luxury bomb!

Much love for now!

Jasmine the Jellyfox <3

Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy- Series 1, ep 7- BBQ breakdown!

This is it guys! The final episode of series one of Luxury Comedy, but overall the BEST one! You've met all the characters, you know who they are and you have your favourites, but until I get to your comments about Luxury Comedy and favourite characters, for those of you who haven't yet seen episode 7, I'll tell you about it!
  Smooth, Noel, and Tony Reason debate about Bryan Ferry and Brian Eno- which team are you on? Personally I'm on Bryan Ferry's! Andy Warhol also uses Bryan Ferry's head for a kite, then gets jealous of Noel's kite- Tony Reason! The Audience plays fish finger jenga and has a malfunction thanks to Helen Daniels the hedgehog, so Doo rag has to call in Doo cloth to help The Audience out! Bryan Ferry and Brian Eno have a boxing fight! Joey Ramones on his usual adventures, he can't get to his gig as the trams broken down and he has no money for a taxi! Poor Joey! Fantasy man has to go through the Valley of the chavs and Noel accidently burns down the whole Luxury Comedy set after having what Smooth calls a 'BBQ breakdown!' They do the end credits A cappella too! It's amazing!
Noel has done such an amazing job creating this amazing series! There is definitely a second series underway so fear not! It may be in a different setting, it might not, all I know is that I'm still in awe at the whole thing! The characters were all beautifully planned out and created! Well done Nigel Coan for doing some amazing animation and well done to Noel, Dolly, Tom and Mike for amazing acting! The whole show has been absolutely phenomenal!
My favourite episode has to be episode 2 because the animation is beautiful and it's just so funny! My favourite characters have to be Daddy Push and Sgt Raymond Boombox's gash! They're amazing! @Booshannah9 says 'I absolutely loved Luxury Comedy, I never looked forward to a Thursday so much! I loved Dolly and Tony Reason best, they're so amazing!' Tony Reason is an amazing character! I agree! @Jordanneedham11 says 'Daddy Push' was her favourite character! I know where you're coming from! And @Beth_Noir11 says 'Luxury Comedy is amazing and my favourite character is fantasy man!' Isn't everyones?! He's amazing!
The soundtrack to Luxury Comedy is amazing as well! The Loose tapestries, as Noel would say, are genius! How does he fit it all in?! Writing songs for Luxury Comedy, writing Luxury Comedy, recording the songs, rehearsing and recording Luxury Comedy! It's just so wonderful! Congratulations Noel. I could NOT fault it at all! If it wasn't to your cup of tea, then fair enough, but I recommend you watch the whole series through first before you decide this!
If you haven't yet watched Luxury Comedy episode 7 click here (UK viewers only) to watch it. This will be my last Luxury Comedy review until series 2 comes out and I'm really looking forward to it! Noel has also hinted at a tour after series 2 has been released, so look forward to that too! I hope you lot have enjoyed my Luxury Comedy reviews! I will of course be reviewing other Noel related stuff as well as interviewing Dolly Wells, and other people you'd like me to interview! Keep in touch and please keep reading my reviews/interviews!

Coming soon

Hello fellow Jellyfox readers! As you all know, I've got an upcoming interview with Dolly Wells from Luxury Comedy and the IT crowd and the questions you sent me were wonderful! Thank you! I've chosen the best ones to ask her, and I've already had her answers for some. I've tweeted a snippit of one of the things she's told me so if you follow me on twitter go have a looksee!
Also as we all know, it was the last episode of series 1 of Luxury Comedy last night, so yes! You can look forward to a review of this, I'll also ask you guys your opinions on the show and who your favourite character has been throughout the series! Keep your eyes peeled my lovely jellytots!
Much love and all.
Have a maverllous weekend! Help stop Kony
Jasmine the Jellyfox x

Dolly Wells interview- coming soon!

Hello my fellow Jellyfoxers, sorry I've been ranting so much, but I now have some good news I am VERY excited about!
Luxury Comedy star Dolly Wells has agreed to take part in an interview- via facebook- there's something to look forward too! If you would personally like to ask her any questions, just contact me and I'll ask her some questions YOU lovely lot have given me, I would like all your questions by half 10 tonight. If I do not get any, I'll just ask her the usual questions
You can ask me via Tumblr iaskedforquavers.tumblr.com/ask or tweet me @Iamthejellyfox
Much love for now!
Jasmine the Jellyfox x

HELP FIGHT KONY 2012

Hello fellow Jellyfoxers, as I'm sure you may (or may not have) heard about Joseph Kony, if you have I hope you've joined the campaign to stop him, if you haven't he's basically a Ugandan warlord kidnapping young African females as sexslaves and young African males as child soldiers. Sick I know, we live in a world like this unfortunately, it's a shame isn't it?
Anyway, there is this clip on youtube which explains all about the campaign. Uganda has as much of a right to freedom as places as America and England. Why aren't we asking our government to help us capture him? We have loads of people out there looking for Kony, but we need more.
Children as young as we are, are fighting for their lives in Uganda, but do we care?! No because all we care about is ourselves, our health and our power, but let me tell you this: it's OUR world and WE are ignoring people, just like US, who are giving the biggest cry for help, but we're too stuck up our arses to even listen to their constant cries.
We moan about education, we moan about jobs, we moan about our laptops and our phones dying. These children don't get an education, these children kill for their job and these children do NOT get the technology we have, why would they?! To Kony these children are just weapons. Think about it, if you were forced to kill your own family and kidnapped into a war you never wanted to be part of, how would you feel? If you tried to escape, your throat would be slit and you'd be left to die.
Now I'm not saying all of the worlds people haven't heard their cries because some people have and it sickens me to know that only a certain percentage of the world haven't heard about this man. Please if you haven't seen the video, here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc it shows you how you can help.
On April 20th 2012 I will go around my town on the night and cover my town with posters of Kony, and join the 'cover the night' protest. Please if you can, gather as many people, friends, family members, whoever on April 20th and 'Cover the Night' it's for a good cause and you WILL be making a difference in the world.
The video is a half hour long but trust me it is worth watching. The whole way through, and if you want to help stop Kony, please join the campaign, beg your parents, your grandparents, your friends, anyone you see to help stop this man. If this was England and some man was kidnapping children and forcing them to kill it'd be on the news straight away, so why isn't this?! Uganda have no form of media, no way of making us hear their cries, we've got to do it for them.
If my huge ramble about this, or that video hasn't made you bothered one bit, then you're clearly an awful human being. CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS 5 ARE DYING. If that's not upsetting, then I don't know what is.

The Loose Tapestries

So the long awaited Loose Tapestries have finally released their Luxury Comedy soundtrack on soundcloud.com and it is like nothing I've ever heard before, and I'm sure you'll be amazed by the way these songs have been made. You can tell Sergio is part of this band as in the song 'Eyeball Seesaw' his voice sounds exactly like it did in the song 'Switchblade Smiles' by Kasabian.
This is a whole new genre of music, and your ears WILL enjoy it! It's actually beautiful. I'll link it to you my lovely Jellyfoxers. Go enjoy the musical madness that is The Loose Tapestries! I want your feedback too! So tumblr me iaskedforquavers.tumblr.com/ask or tweet me @iamthejellyfox and click here to enjoy music from the Loose Tapestries!
Much Love<3
Jasmine the Jellyfox x

Homophobes. It's the 21st century WAKE UP.

Hello Jellyfoxers. I'm going to be ranting again today! Yay! Enjoy!
My rant today is on Homophobic or people with NIMBY syndrome. (NIMBY stands for Not in my backyard, I'll explain further on in the rant ok) anyway, what is so wrong with being Gay/Bisexual/Pansexual anyway? It's who they are, who they like, not for you to judge.
Yeah, I'm a girl, I have a girlfriend. I myself am a bisexual/pansexual, are you going to judge me and stop reading this review now because I told you I'm bi/pan?! It's the 21st century! Wake up and smell the daisies. We have all this technology which back in the 19th/20th century would be classed as 'witchcraft' being gay back them was also classed as 'witchcraft' so why do people still feel repulsed about gay/bi/pan people?!
Honestly, I think no one is 100% straight, I bet at least once, you've felt something for someone of the same sex and it's nothing to be ashamed of, it doesn't make you bisexual or gay either, it makes you human. Why do we even use the word 'gay' for the technical term homosexual? Gay means happy, so by calling someone whon is gay 'gay' as an insult, you're calling them happy ergo making them happier than you- see the logic?
Okay, so now I'm moving on to NIMBY syndrome as my friends have experienced this- with them being gay/bisexual like me. NIMBY means 'not in my backyard' meaning they'll say stuff like 'awh, I don't mind gay people expressing themselves etc...' but when you tell them you're gay/bisexual or whatever they suddenly get all touchy, it's like 'I thought you didn't mind people gay?! Oh my God.' These people, in my opinion, are worse than being Homophobic because they're acting more judgmental, especially if they're one of your friends, it's awful.
Another thing that annoys me is when you finally come out people of your sexual orientation who may be straight say these 7 words and it's like, what the hell?! They say 'ew, you don't fancy me do you?!' When people say this to me I kick off! I'm sorry but I'm sure I have far better taste than you. Your face is orange, you backcomb your hair awfully and you wear bright pink lipstick. Fuck off flattering yourself. I will NEVER fancy you girls.
Why is it as well that a girl can't have short hair without being called a 'dyke' or a 'lesbian' I mean what?! No. That doesn't work. At all. I've got shoulder length hair and I'm still bisexual/pansexual. Hair does NOT determine how straight/gay you are. Same goes for the male gender as well. Some 'straight' Homophobic people need to grow some balls and say to someone who is gay 'hey, I respect your sexuality the same way you respect mine' It's not as if gay people go up to straight people and start disrespecting their sexual orientation just because they're not gay.
Gay pride people! I hope at least one straight person who reads this will go to a gay pride this year to support gay beliefs even though their straight.
Much love for now though fellow Jellyfoxers
Jasmine the Jellyfox x

Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy- Episode 6- Tiger with Chlamydia

This episode is the second to last episode of Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy (sad face) but it was indeed a good one. Dolly and Tom are back as their typical characters Dolly the German eco trendy and Tom as famous historical painter, Andy Warhol, and of course you've got Smooth and Noel.
In this episode we've got Dondylion, who finally escapes the zoo! Andy Warhol plays a key in this scene which sets Dondylion to his freedom. Soon after Dondy's free with David Lee Roth, he soon gets hit by a lot of cars. Poor Dondy!
Sgt Raymond Boombox tells us about the time he had long straight hair, but it got trapped in a refrigerator whilst trying to catch a very famous serial killer; The Brooklyn Ice box frothler so he got a perm to stop that. Joey Ramone is going to CBGB’s to do a gig with the ramones. Grandma gives Joey Ramone a oat biscuit but he has a wheat allergy and his head explodes. Grandma gives him a biscuit for a head instead.
There is also a tiger going around giving people chlamydia by touching them with his red arrow penis so to avoid it, you need to wear a 'Chlamydia helmet'. Diamond Back is back in this episode singing a song about his Flamingo and ends up arguing with Tony Reason who's producing his song. A hammerhead named Todd Lagoona swoops in to insult Tony Reason and give him some helpful 'tips' or criticism about music producing and Roy Circles tells us about the time he came to the UK with his Spanish brothers.
Noel ends up with 'Chlamids' as he calls it from the tiger with Chlamydia when he's practicing his Australian accent, whereas Smooth,  who has one of those helmets mentioned earlier, ends up getting Shin Splints, Dolly ends up becoming part of the New York police after Boombox touches her with his yellow arrow penis and Boombox also gets Gonorrhea after Tony Reason touches him with his purple arrow penis.
My personal favourite character from this episode is definitely Todd Lagoona, I find his argument with Tony Reason so funny! If you watched it last night, you'd understand! Next week I'll tell you who my favourite characters are and why they're my favourite. I'll also probably ask you guys your favourite characters as well, but that's next week. I will be honest though, we have had better weeks, it was mad and I loved it, but it wasn't as mad as last weeks.
My beautiful twitteroonie people have also given me their thoughts. @Chloeecaks says 'Really good  madness' I suppose that's the only 'normal' way to describe it! @ChloandAUnicorn says 'Chlamydia has never been so funny!' That is so true! And @LyndsayT99 says 'I was kind of disappointed about Last night's Luxury Comedy episode! I feel terrible though because I adore Luxury Comedy' I know what you mean Lyndsay, I was kind of disappointed too!
So if you HAVEN'T seen this weeks Luxury Comedy, waste NO time! You need to see it, a tiger with Chlamydia, what more do you need? Click here to go to NFLC 4oD (U.K viewers only) and if YOU want to tell me who your favourite Luxury Comedy characters are and why, tweet me @iamthejellyfox, tumblr me iaskedforquavers.tumblr.com/ask or email me at Jazzehxd@live.co.uk.
Now, go frolic off in the Luxury Comedy meadows and look forward to the last episode of Luxury Comedy series 1 which will be aired at 10pm, E4 on Thursday 9th March. If you want more Noel Fielding this week, tune into the NME awards tomorrow evening at 11.55pm on Channel 4. Enjoy the weekend fellow Jellyfoxers.