Friday, 9 March 2012

Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy- Series 1, ep 7- BBQ breakdown!

This is it guys! The final episode of series one of Luxury Comedy, but overall the BEST one! You've met all the characters, you know who they are and you have your favourites, but until I get to your comments about Luxury Comedy and favourite characters, for those of you who haven't yet seen episode 7, I'll tell you about it!
  Smooth, Noel, and Tony Reason debate about Bryan Ferry and Brian Eno- which team are you on? Personally I'm on Bryan Ferry's! Andy Warhol also uses Bryan Ferry's head for a kite, then gets jealous of Noel's kite- Tony Reason! The Audience plays fish finger jenga and has a malfunction thanks to Helen Daniels the hedgehog, so Doo rag has to call in Doo cloth to help The Audience out! Bryan Ferry and Brian Eno have a boxing fight! Joey Ramones on his usual adventures, he can't get to his gig as the trams broken down and he has no money for a taxi! Poor Joey! Fantasy man has to go through the Valley of the chavs and Noel accidently burns down the whole Luxury Comedy set after having what Smooth calls a 'BBQ breakdown!' They do the end credits A cappella too! It's amazing!
Noel has done such an amazing job creating this amazing series! There is definitely a second series underway so fear not! It may be in a different setting, it might not, all I know is that I'm still in awe at the whole thing! The characters were all beautifully planned out and created! Well done Nigel Coan for doing some amazing animation and well done to Noel, Dolly, Tom and Mike for amazing acting! The whole show has been absolutely phenomenal!
My favourite episode has to be episode 2 because the animation is beautiful and it's just so funny! My favourite characters have to be Daddy Push and Sgt Raymond Boombox's gash! They're amazing! @Booshannah9 says 'I absolutely loved Luxury Comedy, I never looked forward to a Thursday so much! I loved Dolly and Tony Reason best, they're so amazing!' Tony Reason is an amazing character! I agree! @Jordanneedham11 says 'Daddy Push' was her favourite character! I know where you're coming from! And @Beth_Noir11 says 'Luxury Comedy is amazing and my favourite character is fantasy man!' Isn't everyones?! He's amazing!
The soundtrack to Luxury Comedy is amazing as well! The Loose tapestries, as Noel would say, are genius! How does he fit it all in?! Writing songs for Luxury Comedy, writing Luxury Comedy, recording the songs, rehearsing and recording Luxury Comedy! It's just so wonderful! Congratulations Noel. I could NOT fault it at all! If it wasn't to your cup of tea, then fair enough, but I recommend you watch the whole series through first before you decide this!
If you haven't yet watched Luxury Comedy episode 7 click here (UK viewers only) to watch it. This will be my last Luxury Comedy review until series 2 comes out and I'm really looking forward to it! Noel has also hinted at a tour after series 2 has been released, so look forward to that too! I hope you lot have enjoyed my Luxury Comedy reviews! I will of course be reviewing other Noel related stuff as well as interviewing Dolly Wells, and other people you'd like me to interview! Keep in touch and please keep reading my reviews/interviews!

Coming soon

Hello fellow Jellyfox readers! As you all know, I've got an upcoming interview with Dolly Wells from Luxury Comedy and the IT crowd and the questions you sent me were wonderful! Thank you! I've chosen the best ones to ask her, and I've already had her answers for some. I've tweeted a snippit of one of the things she's told me so if you follow me on twitter go have a looksee!
Also as we all know, it was the last episode of series 1 of Luxury Comedy last night, so yes! You can look forward to a review of this, I'll also ask you guys your opinions on the show and who your favourite character has been throughout the series! Keep your eyes peeled my lovely jellytots!
Much love and all.
Have a maverllous weekend! Help stop Kony
Jasmine the Jellyfox x

Thursday, 8 March 2012

Dolly Wells interview- coming soon!

Hello my fellow Jellyfoxers, sorry I've been ranting so much, but I now have some good news I am VERY excited about!
Luxury Comedy star Dolly Wells has agreed to take part in an interview- via facebook- there's something to look forward too! If you would personally like to ask her any questions, just contact me and I'll ask her some questions YOU lovely lot have given me, I would like all your questions by half 10 tonight. If I do not get any, I'll just ask her the usual questions
You can ask me via Tumblr iaskedforquavers.tumblr.com/ask or tweet me @Iamthejellyfox
Much love for now!
Jasmine the Jellyfox x

HELP FIGHT KONY 2012

Hello fellow Jellyfoxers, as I'm sure you may (or may not have) heard about Joseph Kony, if you have I hope you've joined the campaign to stop him, if you haven't he's basically a Ugandan warlord kidnapping young African females as sexslaves and young African males as child soldiers. Sick I know, we live in a world like this unfortunately, it's a shame isn't it?
Anyway, there is this clip on youtube which explains all about the campaign. Uganda has as much of a right to freedom as places as America and England. Why aren't we asking our government to help us capture him? We have loads of people out there looking for Kony, but we need more.
Children as young as we are, are fighting for their lives in Uganda, but do we care?! No because all we care about is ourselves, our health and our power, but let me tell you this: it's OUR world and WE are ignoring people, just like US, who are giving the biggest cry for help, but we're too stuck up our arses to even listen to their constant cries.
We moan about education, we moan about jobs, we moan about our laptops and our phones dying. These children don't get an education, these children kill for their job and these children do NOT get the technology we have, why would they?! To Kony these children are just weapons. Think about it, if you were forced to kill your own family and kidnapped into a war you never wanted to be part of, how would you feel? If you tried to escape, your throat would be slit and you'd be left to die.
Now I'm not saying all of the worlds people haven't heard their cries because some people have and it sickens me to know that only a certain percentage of the world haven't heard about this man. Please if you haven't seen the video, here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc it shows you how you can help.
On April 20th 2012 I will go around my town on the night and cover my town with posters of Kony, and join the 'cover the night' protest. Please if you can, gather as many people, friends, family members, whoever on April 20th and 'Cover the Night' it's for a good cause and you WILL be making a difference in the world.
The video is a half hour long but trust me it is worth watching. The whole way through, and if you want to help stop Kony, please join the campaign, beg your parents, your grandparents, your friends, anyone you see to help stop this man. If this was England and some man was kidnapping children and forcing them to kill it'd be on the news straight away, so why isn't this?! Uganda have no form of media, no way of making us hear their cries, we've got to do it for them.
If my huge ramble about this, or that video hasn't made you bothered one bit, then you're clearly an awful human being. CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS 5 ARE DYING. If that's not upsetting, then I don't know what is.

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

The Loose Tapestries

So the long awaited Loose Tapestries have finally released their Luxury Comedy soundtrack on soundcloud.com and it is like nothing I've ever heard before, and I'm sure you'll be amazed by the way these songs have been made. You can tell Sergio is part of this band as in the song 'Eyeball Seesaw' his voice sounds exactly like it did in the song 'Switchblade Smiles' by Kasabian.
This is a whole new genre of music, and your ears WILL enjoy it! It's actually beautiful. I'll link it to you my lovely Jellyfoxers. Go enjoy the musical madness that is The Loose Tapestries! I want your feedback too! So tumblr me iaskedforquavers.tumblr.com/ask or tweet me @iamthejellyfox and click here to enjoy music from the Loose Tapestries!
Much Love<3
Jasmine the Jellyfox x

Monday, 5 March 2012

Homophobes. It's the 21st century WAKE UP.

Hello Jellyfoxers. I'm going to be ranting again today! Yay! Enjoy!
My rant today is on Homophobic or people with NIMBY syndrome. (NIMBY stands for Not in my backyard, I'll explain further on in the rant ok) anyway, what is so wrong with being Gay/Bisexual/Pansexual anyway? It's who they are, who they like, not for you to judge.
Yeah, I'm a girl, I have a girlfriend. I myself am a bisexual/pansexual, are you going to judge me and stop reading this review now because I told you I'm bi/pan?! It's the 21st century! Wake up and smell the daisies. We have all this technology which back in the 19th/20th century would be classed as 'witchcraft' being gay back them was also classed as 'witchcraft' so why do people still feel repulsed about gay/bi/pan people?!
Honestly, I think no one is 100% straight, I bet at least once, you've felt something for someone of the same sex and it's nothing to be ashamed of, it doesn't make you bisexual or gay either, it makes you human. Why do we even use the word 'gay' for the technical term homosexual? Gay means happy, so by calling someone whon is gay 'gay' as an insult, you're calling them happy ergo making them happier than you- see the logic?
Okay, so now I'm moving on to NIMBY syndrome as my friends have experienced this- with them being gay/bisexual like me. NIMBY means 'not in my backyard' meaning they'll say stuff like 'awh, I don't mind gay people expressing themselves etc...' but when you tell them you're gay/bisexual or whatever they suddenly get all touchy, it's like 'I thought you didn't mind people gay?! Oh my God.' These people, in my opinion, are worse than being Homophobic because they're acting more judgmental, especially if they're one of your friends, it's awful.
Another thing that annoys me is when you finally come out people of your sexual orientation who may be straight say these 7 words and it's like, what the hell?! They say 'ew, you don't fancy me do you?!' When people say this to me I kick off! I'm sorry but I'm sure I have far better taste than you. Your face is orange, you backcomb your hair awfully and you wear bright pink lipstick. Fuck off flattering yourself. I will NEVER fancy you girls.
Why is it as well that a girl can't have short hair without being called a 'dyke' or a 'lesbian' I mean what?! No. That doesn't work. At all. I've got shoulder length hair and I'm still bisexual/pansexual. Hair does NOT determine how straight/gay you are. Same goes for the male gender as well. Some 'straight' Homophobic people need to grow some balls and say to someone who is gay 'hey, I respect your sexuality the same way you respect mine' It's not as if gay people go up to straight people and start disrespecting their sexual orientation just because they're not gay.
Gay pride people! I hope at least one straight person who reads this will go to a gay pride this year to support gay beliefs even though their straight.
Much love for now though fellow Jellyfoxers
Jasmine the Jellyfox x


Friday, 2 March 2012

Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy- Episode 6- Tiger with Chlamydia

This episode is the second to last episode of Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy (sad face) but it was indeed a good one. Dolly and Tom are back as their typical characters Dolly the German eco trendy and Tom as famous historical painter, Andy Warhol, and of course you've got Smooth and Noel.
In this episode we've got Dondylion, who finally escapes the zoo! Andy Warhol plays a key in this scene which sets Dondylion to his freedom. Soon after Dondy's free with David Lee Roth, he soon gets hit by a lot of cars. Poor Dondy!
Sgt Raymond Boombox tells us about the time he had long straight hair, but it got trapped in a refrigerator whilst trying to catch a very famous serial killer; The Brooklyn Ice box frothler so he got a perm to stop that. Joey Ramone is going to CBGB’s to do a gig with the ramones. Grandma gives Joey Ramone a oat biscuit but he has a wheat allergy and his head explodes. Grandma gives him a biscuit for a head instead.
There is also a tiger going around giving people chlamydia by touching them with his red arrow penis so to avoid it, you need to wear a 'Chlamydia helmet'. Diamond Back is back in this episode singing a song about his Flamingo and ends up arguing with Tony Reason who's producing his song. A hammerhead named Todd Lagoona swoops in to insult Tony Reason and give him some helpful 'tips' or criticism about music producing and Roy Circles tells us about the time he came to the UK with his Spanish brothers.
Noel ends up with 'Chlamids' as he calls it from the tiger with Chlamydia when he's practicing his Australian accent, whereas Smooth,  who has one of those helmets mentioned earlier, ends up getting Shin Splints, Dolly ends up becoming part of the New York police after Boombox touches her with his yellow arrow penis and Boombox also gets Gonorrhea after Tony Reason touches him with his purple arrow penis.
My personal favourite character from this episode is definitely Todd Lagoona, I find his argument with Tony Reason so funny! If you watched it last night, you'd understand! Next week I'll tell you who my favourite characters are and why they're my favourite. I'll also probably ask you guys your favourite characters as well, but that's next week. I will be honest though, we have had better weeks, it was mad and I loved it, but it wasn't as mad as last weeks.
My beautiful twitteroonie people have also given me their thoughts. @Chloeecaks says 'Really good  madness' I suppose that's the only 'normal' way to describe it! @ChloandAUnicorn says 'Chlamydia has never been so funny!' That is so true! And @LyndsayT99 says 'I was kind of disappointed about Last night's Luxury Comedy episode! I feel terrible though because I adore Luxury Comedy' I know what you mean Lyndsay, I was kind of disappointed too!
So if you HAVEN'T seen this weeks Luxury Comedy, waste NO time! You need to see it, a tiger with Chlamydia, what more do you need? Click here to go to NFLC 4oD (U.K viewers only) and if YOU want to tell me who your favourite Luxury Comedy characters are and why, tweet me @iamthejellyfox, tumblr me iaskedforquavers.tumblr.com/ask or email me at Jazzehxd@live.co.uk.
Now, go frolic off in the Luxury Comedy meadows and look forward to the last episode of Luxury Comedy series 1 which will be aired at 10pm, E4 on Thursday 9th March. If you want more Noel Fielding this week, tune into the NME awards tomorrow evening at 11.55pm on Channel 4. Enjoy the weekend fellow Jellyfoxers.